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داستان از این قراره...
A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof
of a building and she fell down.
On her way falling down, an American man caught her.
She said: "Oh thank you, you saved my life; I"ll do ANYTHING for you..."
The man said: "Okay then, kiss me."
She said: "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he said:"FINE!" and he dropped her down....
So she"s falling and screaming...
Suddenly a German man caught her in the air from his balcony.
She said:"Oh thank you, you saved me; I"ll do anything that you ask..."
The guy said: "Fraulein, kiss me."
She replied: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"
So the man said: "Fine!!!" and he also dropped her down again.
She"s falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men
and now she"s going to die.
Suddenly, a man caught the woman from his balcony.
She said: "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I"ll kiss you!!"
The man replies: "Astaghfar Allah" and dropped her
توسط:
Abji bozorge
(Raha)