Lofty

Very High or Tall

به ادامه ی مطلب بروید...

Bask

Expose yourself to enjoyable warmth

ادامه ی مطلب...

Endure

Bear hardship; Experience pain without giving up

با سلام خدمت همه ی بازدیدکنندگان تارنمای اختصاصی زبان مدرن

هر روز،لغتی جدید یاد بگیرید!

به همین حرف بسنده می کنم!

لطفا به ادامه ی مطلب بروید!

داشتم طبق معمول خاطرات گذشته رو ورق میزدم....تا ناگهان رسیدم به این جوک!

پیش خودم فکر کردم خوبه تا در معرض دید عموم بذارم!

داستان از این قراره...

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof

of a building and she fell down.

On her way falling down, an American man caught her.


She said: "Oh thank you, you saved my life; I"ll do ANYTHING for you..."

The man said: "Okay then, kiss me."
She said: "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he said:"FINE!" and he dropped her down....


So she"s falling and screaming...

Suddenly a German man caught her in the air from his balcony.

She said:"Oh thank you, you saved me; I"ll do anything that you ask..."

The guy said: "Fraulein, kiss me."

She replied: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"

So the man said: "Fine!!!" and he also dropped her down again.

She"s falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men
and now she"s going to die.

Suddenly, a man caught the woman from his balcony.

She said: "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I"ll kiss you!!"

The man replies: "Astaghfar Allah" and dropped her

توسط:

 Abji bozorge

(Raha)